pen touch

When a female materbates her man under the table at a family dinner

My sister was giving her boyfriend a pen touch at the dinner table

by #quat August 01, 2014

touch clippers

Touch clippers meaning you need a hair cut

Von: yo hair long bro

King: i know bro I need a touch clippers

by Gah one slime May 06, 2019

cappin a touch

-it's amost like "Half way to 1st BASE", coming close too but not even close too all the way, without intent, couldn't help it

- DAM her boobs are so big, when I greeted her I skimmed off them. I hope she don't blam me for "cappin a touch"

by GODloljking November 17, 2006

plane-touched

one who has become 'touched' by the planes (whether they originate from elsewhere in the multiverse or not).

(ref. 'touched')

"Some think that Einstein was plane-touched, and thus the reason for his extraordinary talents."

by bender November 19, 2002

curtain touching

When you get super fried, sit on the couch and get super distracted by your curtains and start quenching your inner desire for tactile stimulation by touching them.

"Dude, i spent Friday night curtain touching"

by bwcodes January 13, 2009

Touch moment

Trying to touch a non-sensor screen.

I just had the touch moment trying to accept a phone call on a mac.

by alexdbk January 04, 2015

the vinny touch

When everybody you pick up on the waiver wire in fantasy baseball ends up going off . You just cant miss.

Bum: Wtf I picked up Austin Gomber off the waiver wire and he got me -12!

Other guy: I guess u just dont have the vinny touch dude.

Fantasy winner: "Lets gooooo Framber Valdez just had another 10K game what a great pickup."
Bums: "I wish we had the vinny touch like you!"

by ALLIDOISVIN April 27, 2021