titty mau

The extreme wanting of titties at a specfic point in time. Not to be confused with "di di mau." Note: the phrase must be screamed/yelled at a high volume.

Titty Mau! Titty Mau!

by LT. Gobbles December 13, 2008

titty juggling

the act of grabbing a girl's jugs and moving them around while standing on one foot.

while candy was over last night we went swimming and did some titty juggling.

by collin69man July 15, 2009

titty jiggle

The process of methodically tipping ones shoulders so that ones breasts fluctuate in respect to their 3D coordinate spaces along the z axis sometimes having small amounts of motion in the positive x direction and both y directions.

Often titty jiggles are performed with a partner and with various types of substances lathered on to the upper quadrants or nipple area (usually defined as the unit circle in the yz plane centered at (0,0,0) )

Sarah executed a proper titty jiggle last month during spring break.

by Let G be a April 2, 2012

Tittyburger

Placing one single female breast into an intergluteal cleft (butt crack) so as to resemble a hamburger.

After a hard day's work of acting on the set of his new movie, Ben Afflek arrived home and promptly asked his wife Jennifer Garner to give him a relaxing tittyburger.

by Scrote's & boat's March 22, 2015

Titty Twist Tuesday

One day a week, specifically tuesday, when girls (sometimes even guys 😒) sneak up behind one of their girl friends and twist their tit. It’s painful and the girl usually wants revenge, so on tuesdays girls walk about covering their boobs.

Madison: *Sneaks up behind Serenity*
Madison: *Twists Serenity’s tit.*
Serenity: “Ouch! What was that for?”
Madison: “TITTY TWIST TUESDAY”
Serenity: “I’m going to kill you!”

by Amrox19 July 11, 2019

Titty bread

The bread you put under you huge tits to soak up all that sweat.

"It's so hot out! Even my tits are sweating!"
"Girlllll you need some titty bread!"

by anon57392 August 30, 2009

TittyBurger

Ad-Noun: Any item that is truly considered to be a blend of perfection to one's taste. A combination so wonderful to a man, as a tit and a hamburger would be.

Human: Hey Jimmy, what did you do yesterday?

Jimmy: I went bowling.

Human: How was it?

Jimmy: It was tittyburgers! I bowled a perfect game then my girlfriend gave me head!

by NuclearAdam December 1, 2006