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Toaster Scrudel

A tasty, jelly strudel on a lightly toasted, whole-wheat scrotum.
1. My girlfriend loves toaster scrudels.

2. Flavors are cum yum, strawberry slut, fudge pack-d, bananna nut buster, lemon love N/A in cherry or grape.
by LampyLamp May 13, 2014
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Toaster Mage

Toaster Mage happens to be a very * person

*=random, boring, nerdy(in a good way), hilarious, evil, communist, pieist..the list goes on...

He happens to be very good at programing, and hacking video games, of which the most used is PSO for Gamecube(I think...)

There, is that definition good enough?
"zeeky-boogy-doog?"
"o.o.............."
"Outside = bad"
"Linux>windows"
by Zephania May 9, 2005
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Ur Aunt issa Toaster

The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this
1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:but ur grandpap a trap

2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*
by DehKukadoolKiide April 7, 2018
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Toaster

A toaster, many times confused with a toaster oven, is a magical box of metal with two slits it the top. After placing two slices of bread through the slits and waiting for a minute or so, will shoot out your bread magically in a new, cooked form. Goes delicious with butter and jam. (Preferably strawberry jam)
My username.

Literally Just A Toaster
by Literally Just A Toaster August 29, 2019
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limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard
used as an insult,

you’re a whole limp toaster
by Krafffffty February 27, 2021
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Toaster

(Verb) to Chuck a toaster into someone’s bath, used in a phrase to tell someone to stop saying cursed shit.
Ted: ay you know you are manually breathing right now

Ed: Ted, I swear to fucking god I’m going to toaster you
by The inaccessible vegetable November 22, 2021
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Pulling a Toaster

Originated from an Assetto Corsa player who "pulled a toaster" because he thought he was ignored.

Its a term used when a person no-one gives a fuck about, decides to leak spicy information to the opposition of any kind.
Zema wanted to race and hes new.
I want to give the new guys chances too, so that they won't be pulling a toaster.
by yourmamageylol March 8, 2018
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