The Happy Meal

The act of eating ass while unexpectedly a toy car falls out.

My chick hooked me up with The Happy Meal last night. As I was eating ass, a Micromachine car fell right out.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ June 22, 2024

The Happy Meal

Sitting down receiving a blowjob from your wife or girlfriend while enjoying a Happy Meal and using her bent-over back as a table to put your Happy Meal on.

Honey, I picked up McDonald's. Are you good with doing The Happy Meal for me?

by Wigman87 February 12, 2025

A Full Corpse Meal

It's a putrid version of the Full Course Meal. All the food that is served is not to your taste and or spoiled/rotten.

Jeff: Hey what did you think of my Full Course meal that i prepared yesterday?
Seth: It was more of a Full Corpse meal with how raw that beef tasted.

by lazieste September 18, 2023

a shoemaker's meal

a bag of chips divided by five.

three doritos and a stick of gum- a shoemaker's meal

by mr. muttinchup August 17, 2010

Top off meal

A very small meal consumed shortly after a "normal" meal that didn't quite fill you up enough.

Let's stop at a fast food place for a top off meal...just something small. That last meal wasn't quite enough.

by Michelleboommm May 24, 2019

Happy meal handshake

A pact made when someone uses another persons idea but is not going to split any of the proceeds for its success, except for a happy meal.

Burt: “This area could really use a wine and cheese store”

Ernie: “Great idea. I might steal that. Happy meal handshake?

by George Zidd August 28, 2019

ted meal

A meal that belongs to a guy named Ted.

OMG Kelly! Look he has a ted meal!!!

by J.DAWGdizzle May 01, 2016