When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
by catfabulous January 18, 2017
Get the jerk squirt infectionmug. by Redhotcookie45 September 16, 2018
Get the Red squirts of laughtermug. by Maackdawg May 20, 2023
Get the Squirtmug. The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.
Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”
by DanMarinoJr September 19, 2022
Get the first squirtmug. A bitch that kills people on COD, outside of that he’s likely an Esports pro on an alternate account.
by BYUUUUUUUUUU July 30, 2024
Get the Sergeant Squirtmug. The squirt of urine that happens after you have taken a shit which alerts you that it is okay to wipe your ass.
by Linguist453 May 20, 2014
Get the signal squirtmug. Person A: Hey dude, can I get a Covid squirt please?
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)
by Disruptorgun September 18, 2020
Get the Covid Squirtmug.