Squat cobbler

When a guy sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Mr. Warmalt is a consenting adult who sometimes engages in squat cobblering.

by Sdab September 2, 2016

Aqua Squat

The action of taking a shit in water, typically in a river or lake.

Trent took two aqua squats downstream, towards that nice couple and their dog.

by Aiden_Bridge August 28, 2022

squat cobbler

The act of sitting in pie while fully clothed in order to satisfy another's sexual desire.

Jimmy McGill told those sneakin pigs all about that squat cobbler Pryce.

by sabresfan30 September 3, 2016

Boo Diddly Squat

"Boo Diddly Squat" is my second Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun" joke. "Boo Diddly," is a Super Mario Bros. series, ghost enemy. "Soak Up The Sun," mentions her job, "doesn't pay diddly squat," meaning it doesn't pay her enough. In this case, Sheryl Crow, in the Mario's Mushroom Kingdom, is angry, that Boo Diddly's doesn't get paid, for working for Koopa Bowser! A joke!

Sheryl Crow, is angry, that a Koopa Bowser minion, a ghost, is paid "Boo Diddly Squat" despite being, a great employee, of this boss! A joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Irish Squats

When a drunk Irish person squats and shits in shot glasses for everyone to try out.

Hey! He's doing Irish Squats, let me in!!

by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022

Cum Squat

An act after a *cream pie* where a woman stretches her hips using a standard squat and seminal fluid drops on the floor like a bird poop.

Ew, babe, did you seriously just Cum Squat on my floor?!

by TrashKat93 March 30, 2020

Lambo frog squat

The lambo frog squat is where you squat on your heel whilst man spreading, This gives the shape of a frog.

Bro she was "Lambo frog squatting" on it.

by TheLamboontop March 31, 2025