Sploot Jootin

(N) A really bad rock band from upstate New York, The brain child of Crank Simon creator eugene falco. The first album is due out in March 2004.

"The band Sploot Jootin is so bad it makes me want to stab myself in the ear with an infants femur!"

by eugene falco October 29, 2003

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splost

A catch-all verb used when emotional intensity is too high to remember the correct word

Go splost yourself!

by ...not Jeff March 7, 2004

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Related Words

Splott • splottaled • Splotter • splottle • splotty • sploot • splatter • splitter • Splittail • sploit

splattercast

Blood All over the place,
Death All over the place,
Also Known As GORE

omg, why the fuck you saw his legs off with that rusty saw? now it's a damn splattercast up in here....u better clean that shit up pronto!!!

by InFeRn0__ November 21, 2004

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splitterific

Sarcastic. Usually in relation to chat clients, that have frequent net splits. Combination of split and terrific.

"Isn't this the most splitterfic network? Pffft!"

by NapalmDawn August 4, 2005

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splitting the beard

When a female parts her vaginal lips either to piss or to have things inserted in her!

Tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a piss!!

by steven Dressel April 15, 2008

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When the male in an instance of intercourse using the position from behind -doggy style in laymans terms- defecates into his hand and in one motion, "splatters" the feces on her "back". Hence, "Splatter back".

"Yo dude, This chick was raunchy. She asked for me to give her the 'Splatter back'".

"That guy was an asshole! While we were making love, he thought it would be funny to give me the 'Splatter back'".

by Ybloc June 18, 2008

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