No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

Dick splash

When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something

Person 1: Hey what’s that splash on the wall
Jack : Don’t worry it’s only my dick splash

by Sexy beast 9000 November 24, 2021

wambly splash

soccer tourney and you just want a splash in your drink, wombat water park; I dunno & the name of a lake

Aye, why don’t you give me a little wanly splash in my soda!

One wombat says to another, “You wanna go to the wambly splash?!”

I am wambly splashed.

The Wambly Splash had a lot of hippies this last weekend…

by græp May 8, 2024

splash ass

Splash ass is projectile liquid shitting that splashes toilet water back onto your ass. It can be caused by a strong fine diarrhea stream. Or it could take the form of a shotgun blast. Either way it splashes nasty shit water onto your ass.

I was up all night. I got drunk then had taco bell. That shit gave me splash ass.

by guitarman209 October 24, 2020

splash opps

the act of changing down opps on a daily, so much so that you are an elite roadman chinger

jake: yo baz wanna splash opps

baz: yh sure cuz

the gif below shows an actual representation of one splashing a opp

by roadmanchinger69 August 2, 2019

trauma splash

When someone’s current or past trauma has an area-of-effect response in their environment.

Person 1: Did you invite Jane to the party?
Person 2: Yeah, but her trauma splash was so bad it brought down the mood and everyone left.

by drthanos2 February 8, 2023

Hexagon Splash

When a girl is jizzed on by 6 guys simultaneously

Jessica got that hexagon splash after the party last night!

by Cartmanshaout June 24, 2024