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Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.
"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"
by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022
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Speak Guitar

When one plays the guitar so beastly it is as if the player is speaking in another language. This usually occurs during major guitar solos or when serenading. This usually involves the use of guitar scales.
Dude! teach me how to speak guitar.
by Shaggyray January 12, 2011
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National Speak With Images Day

April 27th is national speak with imaged day where you spend all day speaking with images
Person A: *Sends Image*
Person B: why are you sending pictures?
Person A: *sends screenshot of "National Speak with Images Day"*
by crusaderofthotpockets April 27, 2021
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Whore's speak

What women say to cover up being a whore.
(Usually on social media, posting other people's quotes, trying to sound philosophical)
Person one: What's this nonsense coming out of her mouth?
Person two: That's whore's speak.
by markomighty October 13, 2022
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Bosses Don’t Speak

A structured ass nigga with no need to speak aloud about his accomplishments.

Some examples of bosses don’t

1. You see a guy talking to the girl you smash. You don’t need to speak up because bosses don’t🤫, you know what you’re coming home to

2. You see a goofy nigga flexing 3k cash but you don’t have to make him feel like a fool cause you got big cash in the bank.

Disclosure:

Bosses don’t speak, but they do teach.
Let’s say you’re friends with a nigga who gets no bitches. Coach my guy how to get bitches. That way , the whole team eats.
Damn that nigga low key with it👀 bosses don’t🤫
Damn that nigga got mad bitches on his dick, bosses don’t speak
by Whostherealowner October 4, 2023
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Speaking in Tongues

The act of grabbing and securing ones balls with teeth, and licking the secured edges like an oversized ice-cube.
Did you see Pastor Browning the other day? I never knew he loved Speaking in Tongues!
by Jesusmyoneandonly June 27, 2021
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Speaking my alley

by Yohoo117 December 14, 2022
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