snapped banjo

snapped banjo is a mans snapped boner.

Oh look, Jhonny has a snapped banjo

by Aryan Yasin from boro is mint July 17, 2017

Ghost Snap

When you get a Snapchat notification but open it to find no snaps sent to you.

“Did you send me something? I think I keep getting ghost snaps from you.”

by SpookyBitch February 24, 2019

Turtle Snap

Commonly, after a male finishes urinating, he pulls the front half of his briefs back over his groin and goes about his daily routine.

A Turtle Snap occurs when the male loses grip on his underwear halfway up, causing the elastic to snap directly onto the genitals. Side effects may include severe pain in the testicles, depreciation of self-esteem stemming from the brief inability to use basic motor skills, and strange looks from anyone occupying neighboring stalls.

Over-exposure to Turtle Snapping is likely to result in a Schlonky Donk

Bryan: Hey Mike, why are you doubled over?

Mike: I was so relaxed after my urigasm that I turtle snapped myself.

Bryan: Cool story, bro.

by Reasonwriter703 February 11, 2012

brain snap

the term used by famous people (and normal people) to justify doing something really stupid that if they'd taken half a second to think about it they probably wouldn't have done it anyway. it's a cheap way of saying sorry for doing something dumb and not taking any slack for it.

the famous celebrity phone throwing incident that everyone knows about - headline of paper "how my brain snapped"

by trinie July 31, 2006

bohemian snap

You are going to town DOGGY STYLE on your female partner. In mid stroke, you pull your "member" out. Slide your middle finger in her BEARDED CLAM and your thumb inside her BROWN EYE. WHILE INSIDE HER HOLES, close the hand in the manor that you would during a SNAP. Snap and Pull out at the same time. This will cause your lower than low female counterpart to scream like an ANGRY BOHEMIAN.

Last night I was with "hooty hoo" and gave her a BOHEMIAN SNAP. She screamed in AGONY for 417 minutes.

by James McLendon August 13, 2006

Aw, Snap!

Expression present in the stupid Google Chrome error message, when the browser is unable to display the webpage.

Aw, Snap! Something went wrong while displaying this webpage. To continue, press Reload or go to another page.

by vokidas April 4, 2009

glue snapping

When you apply glue to your partner's hairy rectum and then proceed to mash your face into it. Once the glue forms a seal, you then pull back full force and have you little anal hairs hanging from your lips and chin.

no, I'm not going to the party tonight. Me and Gary are staying in for a little glue snapping.

by Randall Felton May 10, 2006