Estonian shower

A shower and bath combo. First, you take a normal warm bath. When you are ready, start draining the water but do not get out. Turn the shower on to it’s coldest, most frigid setting and remaining laying down in the tub. If you can survive after the water completely drains or 3 repeats of “Bulls on Parade” by Rage Against The Machine, you have successfully taken an Estonian shower.

Nothing wakes you up like a double espresso and an Estonian Shower

by KRJaffaOneOneNine2 February 2, 2018

jack shower

When you jerk off in the shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while

by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017

shower thoughts

You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.

Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about”

by Harper_Here May 25, 2020

norfolk shower

When your too lazy to take a real shower so you coat yourself with a shit load of Axe or other body spray to mask your rankness and end up smelling like a French Whore. Also called the Guido Whores Bath.

Rank dude. Now I have to deal with your fruit cup smellin ass for the day. Way to take a norfolk shower.

by thatdude1235 September 24, 2011

Nature’s Shower

The process of bathing in a female’s orgasmic ejaculate juices.

I was running short on time to get ready for work, so I had my girl give me a Nature’s Shower.

by Assassin1091 May 29, 2021

Pantene shower

When you ejaculate onto your pubic hair and proceed to use it as shampoo.

My girlfriend watched me give myself a Pantene Shower last night

by Ballmebarson January 9, 2021

fox shower

When your hot neighbor doesn't close the blinds in her bathroom and you discover your sexuality. Can also refer to a memorable incident where you happen upon nudity as an adolescent.

Everyone has a fox shower etched into their memory somewhere.

by allthefoxshowers January 22, 2014