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jew shower

The act of cupping a fart in your hand and forcefully holding over another persons mouth and nose.
Tommy Jew showered me earlier and I thought I was going to blackout.
by Caucasian Asian October 13, 2015
mugGet the jew showermug.

Birthday Shower

When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer
“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”
by Sorrydino April 15, 2019
mugGet the Birthday Showermug.

Nap shower

by lil Blxzzy November 9, 2019
mugGet the Nap showermug.

jack shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while
by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017
mugGet the jack showermug.

shower bowels

The feeling of having to shit that you get as soon as you hop in the shower.
I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.
by idrathernotpod June 15, 2018
mugGet the shower bowelsmug.

red shower

When someone cut their wrists (and optionally, their throat) before backflipping off the roof, hence creating a red shower for everyone standing below.
Did you visit Sam's red shower yesterday?
Yes lmao it was quite refreshing in this hot weather
by satan is my sugar daddy April 9, 2021
mugGet the red showermug.

Shower buddies

Friends who shower togather
by Weasel4040 October 7, 2016
mugGet the Shower buddiesmug.

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