Taken a shift

An American Term for when something isn’t working and has a mind of its own.

My phones taken a shift, I’ll call you back later

by USAmoose December 5, 2024

Gift Shifting

The act (often by a husband) of shifting the timing of a previously planned gift to coincide with another event or holiday in order to either a)avoid being totally giftless or b) avoid double gifting

Jon gave his wife a bike on Mother's Day thereby Gift Shifting from his planned summer purchase.

by Hafester May 13, 2009

skin shift

An extension of the asshole that has an inverse relationship with the penis like a slinky, where the anus is protruding and the penis is flacid, or the penis is erect and anus is retracted. In relaxed state the anus appears prolapsed.

To avoid embarrassment, Q skin shift his rectum away from the public eye.

by Your fly is open November 21, 2017

Ham and egg shift

On back shift or running late for work. Giving time to have a big bacon and egg breakfast.

Ohh here's fat bob, late again. He's on the ham and egg shift today.

by Brutesev August 19, 2023

hood shifting

defined by moving from a less desirable neighborhood to another neighborhood, often one that is considered slightly more or less desirable.

Jamal: Yo Bro! I just moved down the block to 59th street. It's hella bangers ova there.
Jimmy: Damn homie! You hood shifting hard as hell.

by whymer August 3, 2017

Vacation Shift

When you have your last work shift before vacation. Usually this day is either extremely slow, extremely busy, or customers are extra rude. But when you finally clock out for the day it feels SO much better than clocking out of a normal shift, because you now have no more work shifts between then and your vacation, so you can fully relax now.

I had my vacation shift yesterday and it was a long and slow day, but now I get to look forward to being on a plane on vacay and I don't have to get through any more work shifts between now and then!!!!!!

by Pialinist July 10, 2024

bitch shifted

Sleeping with a fat chick and then your mates come and do her afterwards.

One by one, each time you 'shift the bitch'.

I bitch shifted a few fat girls last night with a couple of mates.

by maddonkey May 20, 2009