Afk shift

(Excluding lunch, washroom breaks or sleep) the amount of time you spend as an afk chatter
If you say something like gtg and brb to your mates in a chat room, and you go off to help your parents, this may be the beginning of your longish afk shift.
by Sexydimma March 07, 2022
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money shift

When you shift gears too aggressively and something breaks , usually costing thousands of dollars.
Damn i money shift-ed my new supra
by the avrg neo-nazi January 28, 2024
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The Shitterman shift

The act of strattling the shifter of a manual car and inserting it in your anus. While your bro uses your penis as the shifter, you then copy his shifts using your anus.
Joe, hop up on this stick. We’re gonna give this Ford fiesta The Shitterman Shift.
by clarkC December 02, 2024
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Jersey Shift

1. When you get onto the highway and immediately shift across all lanes of traffic in one full motion.

2. When you shift lanes underneath a light.
Paul: Hold on, I’m going for a Jersey Shift.
Cali: That’s the only way to drive.
by BlueKnightt September 16, 2019
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shift cripple

term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like ILY and/or lysm.
kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"
I reply: "You's a shift cripple"
by Pop the cherry November 24, 2008
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C-Shift

One of 3 Shifts to cover a 72 hour period within the Fire Department Schedule. Preceding A-Shift & following B-Shift.

Also known as “The Captains Shift”, though expected to perform 1/3 of equal work within the schedule, known to mostly not complete said work or even more often use said Captain as a “work shield” from drawing the ire of the other two shifts. Not as lazy or worthless as B-Shift, but usually less arrogant as A-Shift.
“Yesterday was apparatus day, but you know it’s C-Shift so they half ass did it”
by SHA_JFRD November 14, 2021
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Bat Shift

Would you shut up? I have to work bat shift tonight!
by JumpInAWoodchipper September 02, 2015
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