"she was givin me a bj and she bit me a little too much... she wound up scraping the bark!"
PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...
PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...
by apples2apples March 28, 2009
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Scremping
• scrumping
• screeping
• scrimping
• Screaping
• screming hero
• scremting
• scromping
• Urban Scrumping
• anal scrumping
Verb: It is the act of pushing all the bottons in an elevator just before you get out; Commenly done to make the person waiting for the elevator frusterated
Since Bill was mad at Joe for taking his parking spot he screwed the elevator to delay joe from getting home. (Present tense, "Screwing the elevator")
by da funny word masta September 19, 2009
Get the Screwing the elevator mug.A FICTIONAL sexual "maneuver" that you would apply to a person you don't particularly like (or in some cases- hate), but still want to have sexual intercourse because they are extremely hot.
It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).
It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).
Paul: "Damn, Bob's sister is a total Bitch. Did you hear what she said?"
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."
by JemIsJerrica September 25, 2009
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It was a late Summer afternoon, I was sleeping in a hammock and a light breeze came over me...I was Scromfing
It was a late Summer afternoon, I was sleeping in a hammock and a light breeze came over me...I was Scromfing
by ninjadude239 April 23, 2010
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by Bobman3400 May 5, 2011
Get the Screwing A Chair mug.The combination of a diabolical hangover and that inner-ear whining noise, that is only achieved by participation in ardent drinking in a dangerously loud club.
by SynchroDunk October 8, 2011
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