Save scumming

The only way to get good loot in Starfield.

Save scumming is the only way to find gear that’s useable in Starfield.

by Helostlol April 25, 2024

Dave Save

When an issue with technology (or life in general) is fixed by your mate Dave

I couldn’t work out why my pc didn’t work. Thank goodness for the Dave Save.

by JeSuisNot March 25, 2023

save a fake quarter

When you emulate a shitty arcade game

Me: This game sucks ass. I'd rather save a fake quarter.

by gayzad July 26, 2023

god save the king

the fucked up remix of god save the queen, which was an amazing song by the sex pistols

god save the king, the fascist regime? wait, that doesn't go as well...

by eeee4444 November 24, 2022

irrelevant save-facing

1. Attempting to save face even though everyone sees right through your attempts to avoid embarrassment.

2. Being a pedantic nuisance.

"I swear I don't know how that stuff got on my computer!"

"Dude, this is some irrelevant save-facing, just admit you're a furry"

by b0nes_malone October 16, 2023

nut savings account

Noun: The balance of busting nuts between two or more people.

“I gave her about 5 or 6 nuts last night. Made that deposit in my nut savings account”

by $MU$Baby October 10, 2023

No one is coming to save yo

Oooooh! Oh! I don't exist! Ok. That's not the most solipsistic shit I've ever heard in my life! A higher plane of existence you say? Really!? Wooooow! I didn't know that! I didn't know that I existed on a high plane and therefore have already been saved... Neat! Yeah, see the same people who are saying that also want to use me as manpower to save America and the institutions and the Palestinians... So... How does that work? You're not going to save me but you need me to let you pretend to win an argument about whether or not your kids should be shielded from the vague awareness of the existence of things literally. The sheer sight of a drag queen will is going to shatter your kids mind... So I have to let you legislate against that guy wearing things... To save your kids from wrong think... Because if they see a gay they are going tooooo... Do something? Get molested? I gotta go along with your incest cult or the other incest cult is gonna get me... Not me, but rather, your daughter is going to have to not be a filth slut or I'll be allow to throw rocks at her? That's the thing that we need to rally together to save you from?

A solipsist "No one is coming to save you."

Hym "Do it or I'll murder a kid."

Solipsist "No, you need to save me! From that tranny over there! My kids is going to see that and then they are going to want to do that!"

Hym "Ha! I don't see a problem with that so..."

Solipsist "Right but the black people want the outcome of their lives to be the same as mine!"

Hym "They want their kids to get murdered over you refusing to pay for what you took from and stop surveiling as guy?"

Solipsist "Wh... This guy wants to kill me for locking him and his family in my basement!"

Hym "I... Want to kill you for a conceptually adjacent reason..."

Solipsist 😤 "I should matter more that you!"

Hym "You don't. Your kids don't. Your kids actually matter less and they're shit. Did you know... That every daughter is a doodoo in her fathers butt? (That's a Rick and Morty reference I literally write for them so I can use that in my thing)"

Solipsist "My daughter is not a poop!"

Hym "She's a poop and a filth-slut. Absolute garbo. Slut daughter."

Solipsist "People like you can't be allowed to suceed!"

Hym "The only form of failure I will accept is child murder."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024