sweater method

When your partner is significantly more attracted to you when you wear a sweater; subduction via sweater

Girlfriend: “How dare you use the sweater method on me!”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Girlfriend: “Because it’s working!”

by Barron M December 31, 2023

sweater

A person who perspires a lot during intercourse.

I got a sweater for Christmas, I was hoping for screamer or a moaner.

by BoerSlangMan November 28, 2022

Sweater

Pet name / nickname used by, or given to, a very cute girl. Someone with this name is pretty, sweet, usually a nerd, and an amazing friend or parnter. They also tend to be much shorter than you.

Derived from "Undone - The Sweater Song" by Weezer.

person1: I met this amazing girl online, her name's Sweater. I think she might like me... c:

by I Don't Like Birds November 22, 2022

Yeti Sweater

When you shave your pubes before sex and you leave the clippings in the sink. When you're done having sex you pull out and bust all over her tits and stomach. When she asks for a towel you go to the bathroom and grab a handful of pubes and come back and throw them on her and yell now that's a yeti Sweater.

Last night I totally gave my girl a yeti sweater and she jumped up and walked to the bathroom hunched over arms swinging.

by Thundermemes September 1, 2019