Distortion Sweater

that awkward moment when you listen to Sweater Weather in 5th grade and realize you’re bisexual.

person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!

by waluigigorl4200 December 10, 2019

Sweater

One who sweats.

Bill: Gosh tom sure has been sweaty lately...
John: Hah, yeah. What a sweater

by FoxXxTaco April 3, 2017

sweater time

when you get sad so you shove your head up their sweater and lay your head on their stomach.

that one kid who asks too many questions: what's he doing?

human igloo: he's sad so he's having sweater time, get lost

by help, I'm lost May 28, 2020

Yeti Sweater

When you shave your pubes before sex and you leave the clippings in the sink. When you're done having sex you pull out and bust all over her tits and stomach. When she asks for a towel you go to the bathroom and grab a handful of pubes and come back and throw them on her and yell now that's a yeti Sweater.

Last night I totally gave my girl a yeti sweater and she jumped up and walked to the bathroom hunched over arms swinging.

by Thundermemes September 1, 2019