by the_cooker December 21, 2024

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

Wank tosspot MBA phase to 'motivate' perceived lesser individuals
speads virally, thrives in an environment of nerdy dead arsery
speads virally, thrives in an environment of nerdy dead arsery
Me: Look arse, this report is still arsefest, I'm outahere
Boss: ok, Lets DO something! (You stay late and work your arse off, whilst I continue counting my money)
Me: Ok, you do something cunt. Swivel on my stapler, take a spin on me hole-puncher, take your MBA and shove it up your arse.. etc etc
Boss: ok, Lets DO something! (You stay late and work your arse off, whilst I continue counting my money)
Me: Ok, you do something cunt. Swivel on my stapler, take a spin on me hole-puncher, take your MBA and shove it up your arse.. etc etc
by Alice Sea Kitten April 23, 2004

by anonymous February 8, 2022

a song by American pop duo A Great Big World from their debut album, Is There Anybody Out There? (2013). Written by the duo members—Ian Axel and Chad King—alongside Mike Campbell, the song was originally recorded by Axel for his solo album This Is the New Year (2011)
Say Something I'm Giving Up On You
I'll be the one, if you want me to
Anywhere, I would've followed you
I'll be the one, if you want me to
Anywhere, I would've followed you
by Wendysfg June 29, 2023

She is the hippest and coolest person you'll ever meet :D She is perfect in practically every way and is soo talented she is basically jellyfish but human and better tbh ik hard to believe but its true. You should cherish her very much and she is in love with you you are the luckiest person in the multiverse because simply put it she is lovely in every way imaginable becaause shes smart and funny and lacking a little common sense but has a reaaly lovely voice and she looks pretty and has an amazing sense of humor and has the snazziest personality so yes if you are friends with an Ava Lillie Something you are very luucky
by raadical raddy rad July 28, 2022

Hym "Something-something non-sequitur Frannie. Something-something non-sequitur. That's what I mean when I say that dummy."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
