Star Signs/Zodiac signs part of Astrology. It is believed that being born a certain month gives you a certain Star Sign, and each Star Sign provides a certain personality. The problem is, it's so generalized that people like to assume that if they had a bad experience with a (insert star sign here), then everyone with that sign is a horrible person. And that's just total bullshit. To me, star sign girls are walking 🚩red flags🚩. I only know cancer because the whole idea is cancer.
If she's into star signs, she belongs to the streets.
If she's into star signs, she belongs to the streets.
Girl: OMFG, I'm like, a cancer, what star sign are you?
Sane person: I know you're a cancer. You believe in those shitty star signs.
Sane person: I know you're a cancer. You believe in those shitty star signs.
by CC-8826 July 14, 2023
Get the Star Signsmug. by Cyril nashCCyril Nash December 18, 2017
Get the half the peace signmug. A cool person (a.k.a. dude) that gives a strong voice to the suppressed feelings of the mass by holding up cardboard containing expressions and thoughts with a profoundly deep meaning that could not have been expressed better. A dude with sign is a man of focus, commitment and sheer f**king will.
Person 1: “Oh God, why are people so extra with these trends on Instagram? I hate it, but I can’t say anything coz everyone’s doing it…”
Person 2: “Thanksgiving is coming up and I just want to tell me aunt to shut the f**k up while I cook. How do I do that politely?”
Person 3: “How do you pronounce Pecan Pie?”
Dude with Sign: “Hold my beer.”
Person 2: “Thanksgiving is coming up and I just want to tell me aunt to shut the f**k up while I cook. How do I do that politely?”
Person 3: “How do you pronounce Pecan Pie?”
Dude with Sign: “Hold my beer.”
by Desi Tony Stark November 26, 2021
Get the dude with signmug. The epitome of toxic masculinity. The angular, masculine form of a well built man with broad, chiseled shoulders, that oozes testosterone. His tight waist accentuates his powerful physique, radiating raw sex appeal and captivating all who glance in his direction. Ladies young and old gravitate to it. Men far and wide envy it.
Candy: “Do you see that guy over there sporting the total yield sign build? Ugh”
Becky: “Thats my friend Dr. Jonah! Yield sign build? What do you mean?"
Candy: “Yeah you know, the upside down triangle look, the swimmer body shape, the yield sign build! You know it. I mean your boyfriend Andrew has it!”
Becky: “Oh yeah I love that. I think I just got pregnant.”
Becky: “Thats my friend Dr. Jonah! Yield sign build? What do you mean?"
Candy: “Yeah you know, the upside down triangle look, the swimmer body shape, the yield sign build! You know it. I mean your boyfriend Andrew has it!”
Becky: “Oh yeah I love that. I think I just got pregnant.”
by Kks_tits(limp) May 23, 2024
Get the Yield Sign Buildmug. by pillerinumsen September 3, 2017
Get the Signemug. It’s scientifically studied that if you throw up a peace sign in a photo or video, YOU ARE MID ASF AND GET NO BITCHES!
by Kanye Davidson October 5, 2022
Get the Peace signmug. The sign says you are a stupid faggot clown that doesn't pay enough attention to black lives, extraterrestrial rights, or noisy idiots, and that all of these things matter more than what you were thinking about or paying attention to today.
by The Original Agahnim October 28, 2021
Get the signmug.