Noun) The art of taking a nice long healthy steamy log of a turd into a condom, then placing the masterpiece In to a freezer. For best use, wait a good couple of hours until the masher is nice and firm, than use to pleasure your lover.
"Last night I gave Louis the Louisiana Shrimp Whistle after eating a burrito from a Mexican joint. She said it was longer than any dildo she's ever seen!"
by HarmonicaJ December 07, 2016
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by demon_peaches September 21, 2018
One who is of which is upon the act of fingering the mammalian anus,and upon removal of said finger has a dense turd swizzled around the finger in shrim-like form. The said mammalian if of a high fiber diet.
"Swizzle me timbers my vegan slave whore," said broskie,"your firbous diet has left yet another SHRIMP SWIRL upon me."
by Dick Johnson, DMD January 05, 2018
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opposite of "Alpha Male"
Typically attributed to (overly) politically correct people who are easily offended
Typically attributed to (overly) politically correct people who are easily offended
by EverestK2 April 10, 2018