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Roman

The hottest chill cool dude u can meet in your life! He's the sweetest friend that you can make. <33
Girl1: Omg have you heard of Roman? He's such a nice gentleman, right?
Girl2: Yeah I know! He looks like my favorite character from my favorite book too!
by BiMyself<33 February 26, 2022
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Romanity

The state of being patriotic about Rome, as well as being like an ancient or modern Roman, (in culture, values & beliefs). Roman spirit and identity.
An Italian shouted, 'You may discriminate that I am not legally a Roman, since I don't come from Rome, but I am still genetically Roman in spirit, since I inherit it from my ancient Roman ancestors and you can never take my sacred romanity from me, even if you rip me to a thousand pieces several times!'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis June 26, 2022
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Roman Paint Job

The act of painting, or marking the surface of an object for the purpose of protesting a fascist government, company, or person(s).
Wow, so many Tesslas have a Roman Paint Job.
by Anonymous Painter March 15, 2025
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Roman

David:“I saw Roman the other day
Cesar:”You mean the thickest sexiest fucking embodiment of lust that is Roman”
by Baby Huey213 November 30, 2021
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Roman

A comedian, someone who cracks jokes for group cohesion. Is generally agreeable, albeit at his own expense.

Considered a "sad clown", humor is a Roman's way for social navigation, being his only way to cope with existential dread.

Not to be mistaken with "Romans" from the "Roman Empire".
Stop being a Roman, I know you're sad.
by Kurokenji November 22, 2021
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Roman's

its a very small bistro in rialto. they only have tables for two. the light is always dimmed to create the illusion that time does not pass or does not exist for that matter. they play sweet and adagio trumpet instrumentals in a major key. their wine is the suavest, pasta from a pot straight out of heaven. the guests whisper here, a lot of secretive talking, everybody smiles. they say this place is so good you will feel real pain when you step outside.
Roman's is where the most honeyed lies are told. Their meals consist of only well-assorted ingredients. The prices are stiff, the bill rarely split.
by Krkič February 15, 2020
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Roman Empire

Roman Empire is the definitive homeland of Caucasian civilization; stretches from Morocco to Bangladesh.

Produces people who are 100% reliant on Caucasian privelege and who will fail (because of their own long-standing reliance on Caucasian privelege) the second people stop respecting Caucasian Provelege.

Even though Russians/Asians wrote pretty good content starring Caucasians (both presented as fact/history and presented as fiction), Neanderthals themselves would rather swing around jungles in Brazil, pretending to be from uncontacted tribes and wearing feathered hairdresses.

Puts a whole new meaning to, "Muhammad used his Daddy's billions to get his hands on military grade equipment to kill other Caucasians for no reason and destroy the Roman ruins in his country, then decided to go run away".

Caucasians go the Aladdin route, complete with bizarre clothing, bizarre costumes and an autistic fake attempt to make themselves "ethnic".

India and Free Palestine are like that autistic cartoon about mice pretending to be ethnic, complete with autistic accents and speech impediments.
Roman Empire is proof that only good Caucasians are those with Asian authors. Neanderthals themselves have such severe autism.
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