sponge robert

someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea, but he also has a mortgage.

sponge robert: sorry, i have to go to the bank today to make a payment on my mortage

by sponge robert May 2, 2020

Mop Riblem

When you allow a fully grown black male to slowly spread your butt cheeks apart as he melts butter on your upper back with a hair dryer. Then proceeds to shove his foot into your gaping hole as he sings the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.

Bro I be mop riblem so hard in the streets of lakeside.

by Master Roshi 69ing your mom September 17, 2021

Minnesota Robbery

The act of a woman clenching her vagina so hard she rips off the man's penis.

Jeff: Did you here Bill got into a Minnesota robbery last night?
Greg: No.
Jeff: They don't think they will be able to reattach it.

by Yummy mmmmm delicious March 25, 2022

Foreskin Robbery

When you are circumcised at birth, but choose to worship a religion other than Christianity, mulsim culture, or Jewish. Therefore, accepting a religious that does not practice circumcision at birth. So, therefore, someone has committed a foreskin robbery against you.

That damn doctor committed a foreskin robbery!!!

by Gen Z God April 29, 2022

Azarias Robel Assaye

A man who pulls no hoes and gets no bitches in life. The number 1 opp in everyone’s cereal. And he still pulls no bitches

That guy over there gets no hoes he such a bozo. You can he he’s Azarias Robel Assayeing it. Pause

by Ndhdgdyejwnavsyd May 10, 2022

Dirty Roberta

A girl that has sex with any man that shows interest in her . If the man has a girlfriend or wife that’s just a bonus for her.

A dirty Roberta took my husband home from the bar last night , he is now living back at his moms place.

by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022

Water-way Robbery

When your getting food on the ferry and it is way overpriced.

I went to buy orange juice in the vending machine and it was 3 f***ing dollers. This is water-way robbery!

by jthejetplane August 28, 2010