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Rice Car

A vehicle from a country that exports rice. Japan. Rice does not stand for "race inspired cosmetic enhancement". That was developed in the last few years by people who drive rice cars but don't want to admit it. The term "rice burner" has been around since the 70s while the "race inspired" definition was created around 2010.

This is not to be confused with the term "Ricer". A ricer is an individual, not a vehicle. Someone who puts very large/loud exhaust, bulky body kits(usually unpainted or spray painted), large wheels with tiny tires, excessive negative camber, "drift trinkets", tow hooks, neon lights, body colored interior plastic parts, wings, non-functional hood scoops, Japanese writing on the windows, metal cold air intakes(these are hot air intakes as metal under a hood gets very hot), candy painted valve covers and other tasteless cosmetic modifications on their vehicles. You do not have to drive a rice car to be a ricer. You do not have to be a ricer to drive a rice car. The two are completely separate.
Jimmy just got a rice car. Its a 300hp Subaru STi.

The owner of that Focus is a serious ricer. Look at that nasty primered body kit and giant wing.
by Dodge Daytona R/T January 8, 2013
mugGet the Rice Carmug.

Rice balls

When you were just in cold water so your nut sack is all shriveled and wrinkly nut you hold in your cum so your balls inflate.
Dude I got some fucked up rice balls rn.
by FigaroFrank July 31, 2017
mugGet the Rice ballsmug.

cook rice

asians aren't the only people that cook rice
by Fujian June 20, 2004
mugGet the cook ricemug.

rice crispy

Any import with a exhaust that snaps, crackles, pops
by DeVirginator February 3, 2003
mugGet the rice crispymug.

Rice Krispie

Anorexic girls--when you fuck them, you hear the snap, crackle, pop of their malnourished bones breaking.
J: How was it last night with the rice krispie?

B: It was a good time, mate. She's in the hospital now recovering.
by Fatti McGee April 26, 2014
mugGet the Rice Krispiemug.

minute rice

A reference to a car that is riced out enough that it may or looks like it may run a 60 second quarter mile.
Holy crap that Civic with the 4 XBOXes, Shogun body kit, 4 18" subs in the trunk, and a leaky (SOHC) head gasket looks like one piece of prime minute rice.
by Stiff One-Eye September 9, 2004
mugGet the minute ricemug.

rice a roni

the signature dish of SF.
by frisco sally May 13, 2005
mugGet the rice a ronimug.

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