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redneck fieldgoal

skeeting through the gapped teeth of a redneck bitch
I scored a redneck fieldgoal with Nick's girl last night
by tizzitties December 2, 2007
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Polar Redneck

A redneck living in the northern portion of the midwest. They are easily identified by their snowmobile jackets, dirty baseball caps and scruffy goatees. Basically the same as a redneck, but since their polar location they have developed an affinity for snowmobiling, ice fishing and pulltabs.
"Check out the polar redneck wearing the ski-doo jacket, sitting at the bar wasting all of his money on pulltabs!"
by Big Daddy Kane 5150 April 7, 2009
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Redneck Screwdriver

Using Sunny-D instead of real orange juice to make a screwdriver.
We ran out of mixers last night so Jim and I drank redneck screwdrivers.
by Konrad43 June 3, 2009
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Redneck Superglue

Redneck superglue is a nickname for duct tape. Which is often used to temporarily fix broken items around the house quickly, and cheaply, just long enough for professional help arrives to properly fix the problem.
Kevin: Hey man the pipe in my kitchen sink just sprung a leak, what should I do?

Bob: Wrap it in some Redneck Superglue, then call a plumber.
by Mr. Cannonball Jones September 9, 2011
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Redneck noise

Guy 1: Listen to that. That’s a bad jam
Guy 2: Redneck noise dude that’s all it is
by Mommy I Rocky February 13, 2022
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redneck g

A Redneck G is a Southern hybrid of a half Country Boy, and half White Urban/Suburban Gangster. Most of these have become more comfortable dressing in baggy Hip Hop style clothes, however their ethics and values default to that of a good Country upbringing.
There are some things you can fade in Texas, but you can't fade a Redneck G you shitstick!!!
by WharfG December 8, 2015
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Redneck 401k

"Investments" which are really purchases of toys or other contemporary collectibles hoping their asking price will be worth much more via eBay, Mercari, etc.
My friend bought three LEGO® sets of the "scale" version of the Millennium Falcon ($800 each) for his Redneck 401k. Why? Because he thinks he can sell them for at least $2000 each in a few years.
by Maggi Picayune February 18, 2021
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