thanksgiving ready 

when your pants have enough room for you to get fatter

"these extra stretch pants are thanksgiving ready- no muffin top this year!"

thanksgiving ready by urbandweller16 August 24, 2011

Dready Ready 

When your dreads begin to look luxuriant and badass, you can't help but notice how incredibly awesome your dreads are, even friends are amazed by those glorious locks.

1. Informal: "Damn son, your hair is dope. They look Dready Ready!"

2. Hair Care: "I washed & twisted my dreadlocks, now they're Dready Ready."

Dready Ready by Hipster182 January 18, 2017

chip reader 

A chip reader is when someone knife hands someone's asshole. The cousin to the credit card swipe.

I just got out of the shower and Morris gave me a chip reader.

chip reader by Mastersuperfly March 11, 2017

Wedding Reader 

Complete zero who couldn’t make the wedding party cut; pitiful but liiterate attention seeker unable to cope with the anonymity associated with attending a celebration not focused on them.

The wedding reader is photobombing again! Tazer armed!

Wedding Reader by TheMissingClown May 11, 2018

Get Ready Gina 

There’s a post going around saying to screenshot a photo and post it on your story or “Gina” will come and rape you at 3am. This is known as “Get Ready Gina”

Get Ready Gina - shit this bitch coming to my house at 3am let me post this real quick

Get Ready Gina by Mommysmilkyay May 19, 2019

I ready 

Imagine you get your brain getting melted and then poured out your ear, thats whtat iready does, and if you have adhd its 500x worse YAYYYAY

I ready its burns your eyes

I ready by I HATE IREADY September 25, 2020

Medstar Ready 

When you tell everyone you’re ready but you’ve actually got 30-90 minutes of fucking around before you’re ready.

The Medstar team said they were ready to go but then had to put in a CVC and draw up a bunch of drugs.

They just be using the “Medstar ready” definition of the word.

Medstar Ready by anonymous November 15, 2020