Half Read

When someone only reads half of something. Especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for major planning, but this can be heavily resisted by introverts. They will not answer and then respond with a text, thus beginning a vicious cycle.

Bro #1: "Where you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.

by Yeti remains March 10, 2022

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Cocaine.

That guy Read is 100% Pure Cocaine n cut.

by ChuggaChugg November 23, 2021

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read that again

A sentence used by pro-Palestinians on X (formerly Twitter) when they see shocking news about the 2023 Israel-Hamas war that pisses them off.

Israel thinks Hamas = Palestine. Read that again.

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 21, 2024

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Ollie read

This guys is the biggest selfish kunt you can find. He has a small cock and no personality. The dude cuts himself and still cant come. His dad k-dawg is a legend but fuck me he got none of that. This Ollie guy is the biggest whorey fag you can find.

Girls stay away for children with the name 'ollie read'

girl; omg, that Ollie read guy is such a selfless cuck!!

other girl; omg I know right I bet he has a small penis

by Ollie read #1 hater August 18, 2025

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Will Read

will read is known for how good at footy he is. He is so good that he can pull jack liascos's sister even though he is bigger than the moon and turns into the local pedo when around her. Anyone who is called will read already has a guarantee their dog is a bitch and hates you.

You must be Will Read, you pull mad bitches and play footy as well as Eddie betts!

by EddieBettsfingeredme April 7, 2022

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