miss-present

miss-present (verb/adjective)
/ˈmɪsˌprɛzənt/
Describes a person who is absent from a place or event where they were expected to be present. Often used to imply the absence was unexpected, unnotified, or inconvenient.

"Three team members were miss-present during the meeting, so we had to reschedule."

by The light 🕯️ July 16, 2025

sergeant's present

the act of grasping a person's nipple between the thumb and forefinger and twisting, i.e a titty twister; often done to a figure in an authority position

Man i just hate this new commander! i'm gonna give him sergeant's present!

by jlcmemner1234 October 7, 2011

Joey v prescott

Super funny and very cute and worth time

im married to joey v prescott but he doesnt know so dont tell him

by ganglinn October 25, 2019

Living in the present

Staying open and being loyal

To achieve a good relationship, we must living in the present by being open and staying loyal

by Pink gin May 19, 2020

Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.

Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.

by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020

No nut november preseason

When it's October and u are beating ur meat atleast 4 times a day in an effort in preparing yourself for no nut november

DON: I am beating atleast 2 times a day
JAKE: What why
DON: ITS no nut november preseason

by Sauceorloss September 30, 2020

bun in preseason

A euphemism for a person being pregnant, specifically referring to the unborn child.

Person 1: Do you think she's pregnant?
Person 2: Yeah she totally has a bun in preseason.

by SvenLeven November 21, 2020