Preader

It is said of the woman who takes pictures with books even without needing to know how to read but with the right filter and a good angle of her breasts. (Pornstar + Reader)

The new book that the preader has in the photo is upside down, but hell, what good lighting is the one that has its left breast.

by lionheartsq June 4, 2017

Preader

It is said of the woman who takes pictures with books even without needing to know how to read but with the right filter and a good angle of her breasts. (Pornstar + Reader)

The new book that the preader has in the photo is upside down, but hell, what good lighting is the one that has its left breast.

by lionheartsq June 5, 2017

premarital mother

A female in a relationship with someone who has children from a previous relationship, but you are not married yet.

What is your relationship to the boy playing baseball? I'm his premarital mother.

by notathriftshopper June 6, 2017

premarital father

A male in a relationship with someone who has children from a previous relationship, but you are not married yet.

I'm practically his father, but his mother and I are not married yet, so I'm his premarital father.

by notathriftshopper June 6, 2017

preader

It is said of the woman who takes pictures with books even without needing to know how to read but with the right filter and a good angle of her breasts. (Pornstar + Reader)

The new book that the preader has in the photo is upside down, but hell, what good lighting is the one that has its left breast.

by lionheartsq June 16, 2017

Premature Pullout

When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.

Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment

James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in

Thomas: Premature Pullout

by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017

Permadgie

When you get a permanent wedgie that you cant fix with a little wiggle

"Bro my undies are too small and I'm getting a permanent wedgie"

"dude unlucky, you got a permadgie"

by Dunnyshe August 9, 2017