preheating

A term to describe the shluts in waiting. Any female you're working on.

John: Hey man, so you and Jen broke up. You got any new prospects?

Albert: You know me man, I've always got some buns preheating in the oven.

by trickdick July 3, 2005

premature evacuation

1. to piss yourself while running to the restroom, usu. after holding it for several hours.

We were stuck in traffic for hours, so when we got home I was running for the restroom when I had a premature evacuation right in my pants.

by Surly Steamroller November 11, 2007

Premal

1.) The substance of an ass clown. (n)

2.) The act of being pooped on. (v)

Joseph Stalin was such a premal.

What the f*ck why are you premaling me.... quit that sh*t.

by Tiberious4059 December 4, 2009

Prehominid

A person who cannot satisfactorily be defined as 'Human' A social misfit.

A person of very low intellect or strongly displaying characteristics of retardation.

Good gracious me! Those poor tards are being cared for by some real prehominids!

by Henderson-Smith February 13, 2009

Preemptive cock-block

The act of preventing interaction between one or more females with one or more men prior to any communication between the two groups, thereby negating the need to cock-block them later on, after they have started making moves on the women.

A: Hey man, how were those girls that Johnny showed up with?
B: I don't know, he sat down at a different table, so I couldn't talk to any of them.
A: Ah, dude, that was like a preemptive cock-block.

by Swill128 June 21, 2009

prehumptial agreement

Noun. The consent provided between adults prior to engaging in either casual, friends with benefits, or meaningless sex.

Similar to a prenumptial agreement but with a different line of business.

AKA 'the prehump'

I told him not to get all crazy after we hooked up. It was all explained during the prehumptial agreement.

by dubyabejay May 18, 2009

Premature B Release

The act of letting go the B button too soon while playing Wii Bowling.

I totally messed up that frame because of my premature B release.

Nice premature B release.

by J Bone McGee March 19, 2010