bag piping

The art of giving a blow job, rubbing his balls and humming.

When I gave my wife a little drop-in action, she started bag piping me

by mug z July 9, 2012

Pipe Cleaner

Women who like to suck dirty and smelly penises.

A: Man, you should take a shower. You stink!
B: I'll take one later. My pipe cleaner is waiting next door
A: Oh, I didn't know. Hey, can I take a shower real quick? I'm going to meet my bitch in 30 minutes and she doesn't like smelly dicks at all!
B: WTF! That biatch next door is doing it for free. Why wasting all that water. Let her clean your pipe!
A: Sounds like a plan :)

by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

pipe cleaner

Penicillin or any other drug designed to treat urinary misery or STD's.

Dude # 1: " I feel awful, can you go to the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Dude # 2: "Sure. Erythromycin? Cat, you need a stronger pipe cleaner than that!"

Dude # 1: Yeah like what?

Dude # 2: "Penicillin,maybe even Draino, if you scored with that hoochie you left the club with last week, yuk yuk!"

by Kentaylor March 31, 2007

Pipe Dream

any of the above definitions is good. but the following probably provides an dramatic example of the words in use.

A pipe dream is a girl that you dream about laying pipe to, although it will probably never happen.

by drdaninjp May 26, 2008

hooker pipe

a pipe used to smoke "crack" cocaine. The pipe is usually crud in nature and can range from a re-configured pop can, glass pipes and of course any old solid metal material that may be lay'n about....

Oh Man!!! He was on that old "Hooker Pipe" the last 20 days smokin "crack" till he didn't know what to do with his'self

by Spike001 February 11, 2006

Snaking the pipe

Sex. Done. Defined.

It's putting a penis into a vagina, and doing the job.

Person 1: Hey how did you and Jenna's date go?
Person 2: Man, you don't even know. She let me snake her pipe!
Person 1: You're excited that you helped her with her plumbing?
Person 2: No! I mean we had sex.
Person 1: *slow claps* I get it. You were snaking the pipe *wink*

by the one with the stuff September 28, 2015

dirty pipes

When you shart in the shower.

GF: what's the worst thing you've done in the shower!?
Me: one time I sharted, had the worst dirty pipes.

by Jghouls January 21, 2016