moist patties

when a patty is left in someone's mouth too long

"goddamn those are some moist patties"

by LeafyisBeefy7 May 29, 2017

patchwork patty

A poorly rolled blunt, but you’ll go to space 🚀💫🧑 🚀👩🏻 🍳✨

“Chris can’t roll can you?”

“Nah Jae, but I can tryyy”
*rolls blunt with pieces of other wraps*
“lmao she a patchwork patty”
“She still got me to space tho”

by CrushingChaos April 19, 2021

Patty Flappers

Another name for vagina.

Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!

Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.

Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best

by #pussy #poon #beaver #vagina January 24, 2017

Nasty Patty

A burger drowned in a fatty load of semen.
Typically oozing off the sides of the burger after being topped with the bun.

Sponge bob also makes the O.G. Nasty patty in Season 3 episode 44

After receiving some absolutely knarly road head, my girl asked me to nut on her burger aka: a nasty patty

by Don the goat September 24, 2022

Obese Fatty Denise Patty

My very fat fish

Friend: “What’s your fishes name?”
Me: “I don’t know, maybe Fatty Patty? Or Obese Denise?”
Friend: “How about Obese Fatty Denise Patty?”
Me: “GrEaT iDeA”

by XxAdriannaxX September 1, 2018

saint on this patty

phrase coined for the college season surrounding st. patrick’s day. typically used by women to make it known that what to be railed.

girl: why don’t u saint on this patty?
boy: say less.

by reala$$b1txh March 13, 2023

Pale Patty

White woman

Daaammn, look at that pale patty saving that black homeless man as Pale Pattie’s usually do.

by HistorianHiMe August 15, 2022