Coffee Parent

A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee

I really love your parent! They are a coffee parent because everyone love them!

by Dwilli February 28, 2021

One-parent

When one parent doesn't allow the other parent to have a say in decision-making or discipline of a child.

I tried to punish him but you cut me off so I'm going to let you one-parent his discipline for biting Todd.

by Weapon H April 21, 2021

homeschool parent on their first day

if u r a homeschool parent on ur first day, u probably cried, if u have multiple kids uh yeah u cried, during homeschool, u always go 4 the younger child because ur probably thinking u r child has 2 find words that rhyme with cat. good luck

u know it looks like that DJ from fuller house is a homeschool parent on their first day.

by thatrandomkidonurbandictonary July 19, 2021

nyle paredes

nyle paredes is the kid the with big dick and has all the bitches and he plays sports and is good at them but when u get him mad don’t mess with him cause ur gonna lose but besides that he is a cool guy to be around

wow nyle paredes is so fine

by sophiaz$ October 28, 2021

Kayla Pareng

She's the shortest person you'll ever come across , bad mouths random people 🤣🤣 looks like trippie redd if he was asian and is very much an asshole

she's very much a Kayla pareng , very annoying I must say

by isep kontol gw November 17, 2021

Dhakaiya Paneer Roll

Renowned Dhakaiya delicacy. An uncircumcised penis with a generous amount of dick cheese folded in.

Bro 1: Jeez I'm hungry bro.
Bro 2: Care for some Dhakaiya Paneer Roll?
Bro 1: Aw shucks, you know I love me some of that, but don't wanna get stoned for it by the radicals.

by Degentio Cthulhu September 16, 2021

Croatian Parent's

Croatian parents are loudostly party a lot or work a lot but by thr end of thr day thru love you a lot even if they make you do a lot of chores so love your parents before there gone.

My parents want me to do all these chores

Oh don't you have Croatian Parent's?

Yea

by Iloveasswater October 9, 2021