Candy Pound

Meaning to be in love with two people at the same time.

"I'm falling for Dixie again, but I still have strong feelings for Renae. Why do I have to have the Candy Pound?"

by Cody L. Ripperger June 14, 2008

ten-pound brow

An excessively large bowel movement; a huge poo.

"I hadn't taken a crap in a week, so when I finally did, it was the ten-pound brow."

"Hold that thought, man. I have to go huff the ten-pound brow. Actually, you better give me about 20 minutes."

"Whew! I don't know what was harder on the shitter, my ten-pound brow or the whole roll of toilet paper that followed it."

"The ten-pound brow makes for a wicked powerful Alaskan Pipeline."

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 3, 2010

Grammar Pound

Giving credit to someone who uses a solid word that perfectly describes the situation/feelings, but it has to be an impressive word. Also includes the act of actually pounding that person and saying "Grammar Pound."

Andy - "So Eric, how was the Dali museum?"
Eric - "It was awesome! The paintings were crazy and I was astonished!"
Andy - "Astonished?!? That's a solid word. Dude that deserves a Grammar Pound!"

by Andy's Eriction June 21, 2010

go pound salt

Originated in the salt mine making crystals from rock form. Midwestern homos sometimes use "go pound sand" for this phrase but they are wrong.

Person:"Hey, Do you need any help taking those off"?
Other person: "Nah, why don't you just go pound salt!"

by Wonder woman June 24, 2004

ground and pound

A term used to describe a male having anal sexual intercourse with a female from behind, with her gluteus maximus perched upwards and her upper body angled downwards. The male extends his right or left leg forward and steps on the female's head, and rigorously thrusts his genitals while applying the majority of his weight into the foot on the females head.

I mounted the bitch and gave her a pay per view ground and pound.

by LoveDoc2010 December 9, 2010

ground and pound

a phrase to be used when you want to describe how you want to violently have sex with an occupant after grappling them to the floor; please note: this occupant should be willing, aint on no rape ting.

Person 1: You like my new girlfriend?

Person 2: She'd probably get a ground and pound.

by Raaaas May 11, 2008

Papal Pound

The unholy act upon small boys by holy men.

Stick it in the pope. Do the Papal Pound.

by Joseph Ratzinger May 24, 2010