Refers to a sex act in which a woman is giving a man a blow job and he secretly pulls out an electric razor and begins to shave her head until she gets up and runs away.
My buddy bet me I couldn't pull off a Birmingham Barber Pole... Joke's on him, I got in three passes with the razor before she ran away.
by Lil'Georgie'sCreamsicle September 17, 2010
Get the Birmingham Barber Pole mug.When a woman goes out and gets men to buy her food and drinks before deciding which one is best suited for her one-night stand.
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The hairy cock of a hairy guy. The bigger and furrier the guy, the closer to resembling a wookie.
Also used jokingly as a reference to an imaginary themepark ride. (see example)
<It's a safe bet that one isn't in the kids section.>
Also used jokingly as a reference to an imaginary themepark ride. (see example)
<It's a safe bet that one isn't in the kids section.>
by smokeybare January 5, 2007
Get the wookie pole mug.a guy is defocating in a normal fashion on a toilet and he is erect and then another male climbs aboard his erection and defocates on his penis and it casades onto his lap and into the toilet. make it more fun by stacking up more than two guys and make it a true muddy totem pole.
Bro 1: thanks for the muddy totem pole last night after dancing at The Manhole bar.
Bro 2: jeezuz your welcome! next time lets get some friends and make it a real party!
Bro 2: jeezuz your welcome! next time lets get some friends and make it a real party!
by Vancandy69 December 12, 2009
Get the muddy totem pole mug.It's when a woman who has had children and a man who is not so well endowed, engage in sexual intercourse and they discover that because the diameter of her hole is too large for the circumference of his small penis their motions cause a sound similar to a fat man chewing a triple decker cheeseburger with the works. It's a sloppy sound and must be drowned out with music. Unfortunately, unless there is other stuff going on to arouse them, the sex is most unsatisfying.
Anita: So, did you sleep with him?
Chrissy: I most certainly did, *sigh*
Anita: What's wrong? Wasn't it good?
Chrissy: No the Hole to Pole Factor was unsatisfying.
Anita: Too bad.
Chrissy: I most certainly did, *sigh*
Anita: What's wrong? Wasn't it good?
Chrissy: No the Hole to Pole Factor was unsatisfying.
Anita: Too bad.
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