stinky pudding

shit

Mr. Weekly dropped a load of stinky pudding while watching that horror movie.

by Rufus D Louis November 6, 2013

Punjabi Pudding

1. Slang for human feces. aka Pudding Pants

2. Used jokingly about manure See: Rocky Mountain Oysters

Origin from Punjab based on the 5 rivers of Punjab. It has been socially acceptable to defecate in public, so the Five Rivers are pretty polluted.

1. "Sounds like someone has some Punjabi Pudding that needs to attended to," says the mother as she passes the wailing baby to her husband.

2. Let's fix Bob's wagon - we'll send him over some Punjabi Pudding after he eat's the Rocky Mountain Oysters!"

by punjabistar June 5, 2018

Prison Pudding

Whilst in a prison cell, or really anywhere within the confines of a prison, one dude (the top) ejaculates inside another dudes ass (the bottom), and then a third dude eats the cum from the ass of the bottom.

Hey bro, hurry up cumming inside George, I'm hungry for some prison pudding!

by Empress Comingling's June 23, 2021

Stickey Toffee Pudding

When you cum on your pubes and they stick to your skin

BOB: Dave, i got stickey toffee pudding so bad last night.
DAVE: Was it over my mum again?
BOB: *SIGH* sorrrryyyy....

by Kinky Mario April 4, 2009

Pudding Pop

Pooping into one's hand and then slapping someone in the face with the same hand.

If you don't get your hands off my girlfriend, I'm going to pudding pop you right in the fucking mouth.

by King of the Barbarians October 16, 2008

Puddin' Tits

Fat, flabby man boobs.

Person 1: "Hey theres Mr. Puddin tits himself"
Person 1: "Hey there Puddin Tits!"
Person 2: "Screw you, I cant help it I have fat funny looking nasty man boobs!"

"That guy over there has some Puddin' tits on him"

by M.Michele February 9, 2008

The Pudding Whistler

First, obtain a rake with a fiberglass handle. Next, find a SandPro tractor. Put the new rake in the compartment supplied on the tractor. After a few hours of SandPro work, the rake should brake, leaving you with a frayed, splintered rake end. Ideally, the rake end would be about a foot long. Take the rake stub home - buy some pudding (snack packs, whatever). Fill the hollow rake stub with pudding. Insert the pudding filled handle into the woman's ass. Don't take it out till' she whistles, like a tea kettle.

...yeah I was just about to say, I gave her The Pudding Whistler last night and she whistled only 5 minutes in!

by vsepr August 12, 2006