by Gam gam Glenda July 31, 2021

by B I G W I B B A October 7, 2018

Slang for a SMALL PENIS
VISUAL IS SEEING HIS PENIS COMING OUT OF HIS PUBIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM COMING OUT OF A BRIAR PATCH
VISUAL IS SEEING HIS PENIS COMING OUT OF HIS PUBIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM COMING OUT OF A BRIAR PATCH
DUDE LOOK AT THAT LOSER WITH A WICKED MUSROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH!
THAT CHICK IS GOING TO BUM OUT WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE HAS A MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH
THAT CHICK IS GOING TO BUM OUT WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE HAS A MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH
by ER FRED ER January 1, 2012

by Tha Real MC June 20, 2008

The act of having a woman make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich, then having her deliver it and perform fellatio on you while eating the sandwich. AKA PPPR.
by awfltrth October 15, 2008

the act that has taken place when a man has exhausted his load onto his partners eye and surrounding face.
LUCY: "how was your date last night Diane?"
DIANE: "aww dude it was awesome, he gave me a whipped-cream-eye-patch!"
DIANE: "aww dude it was awesome, he gave me a whipped-cream-eye-patch!"
by fringe tickler November 9, 2010

A delicious treat, made with two pieces of whole wheat bread, mayonnaise, and sour patch kids. To be enjoyed by drunk pledges across the country.
by bigsandk3 April 20, 2009
