granny jockey

One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.

Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.

by C. E. Short April 20, 2016

granny gang crack

When a younger more athletic male enjoys rigorous sex with an older woman and enjoys the sound of her pelvis cracking

-Dude, you're granny is a real gilf, she let me granny gang crack her.

by Big Buba Buttplug January 3, 2018

glucose granny

someone who is a hot nurse and comes and takes care of u in a nursing home

“my nurse is such a glucose granny”

by Gay nigga 3000 December 30, 2023

Granny Crocs

Granny Crocs are when a grandma wears crocs with their child/grandchild & makes the family/companion look hill billy as fuck :)

I saw Granny Crocs again today....she looked like she wanted to get punched!!

by Bloop bleep go to sleep May 31, 2016

Ghost grannies

Ghost grannies are 2 ladies that hunt for ghosts. They are known as Anne and Renata.

Hey did you listen to the ghost grannies podcast?

by Westy3581 July 6, 2022

granny poot

a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.

johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.

by survival of th beean October 30, 2018

Granny

In winter, to blow your nose on the ground. Often while holding one nostril closed.
Double granny is to blow both side at once. (Used in Chicago since at least the 1970s)

Jim blew another granny in the snow. Gross but better then nose drip.

by api3 December 5, 2022