A god to surpass all gods. every child should be taught to worship the stoned god as everyone who follows the stoned god is blessed with the dankest of kush.
by LP97 May 29, 2018
Get the Stoned Godmug. After overeating at Moe's southwest grill, A moes stone is a collection of cheese, compacted tortilla chips, guacamole, and other gut wrenching mexican delights that form a harder than concrete ball or "stone" in ones stomach. It will leave one in complete misery until the stone can be removed surgically and emergently. Moes stones are very common in the overzealous hungry bellies of pregnant women.
"Oh my god.....I ate way to much Moe's again. I can feel the Moe's stone forming in my belly. It will rip my butt if i pass it naturally. Please get me a surgeon and stretchy pants before my pregnancy hormones drive me to eat more moes, and the moes stone grows hair and legs!
by I warned you Emily January 24, 2014
Get the Moe's Stonemug. Shea is a soft e girl who probably secretly watches anime constantly. She is actually suuuuuuper funny but has so many Xbox friends 🙄 jk jk she’s pretty nice. Also she’s obsessed w the tibzanata
by “THAT” person October 25, 2019
Get the Shea Stonemug. by A real dads dad March 4, 2016
Get the stoned as a rockmug. by Asian Tom Cruise May 8, 2019
Get the Boned to the Stonemug. by Burnzify September 30, 2016
Get the pres-stonedmug. An example being when someone friend zoned you in year 9 but you end up together
“There are no time stones...”
“There are no time stones...”
by Brandp  January 27, 2019
Get the Time Stonesmug.