Heritage test

A test that lets you make jokes about yourself but more cultured.

After this Heritage test I figured out I am 0.2% Russian I can feel the ancient vodka flowing in my vains.

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021

Sleep-on-it test

An idea that seems great must pass a good night's sleep to be truly great.

Marijn called Joris with a supposedly good idea, just before the night set, so they could perform the sleep-on-it test. Turns out: next morning it seemed AWESOME. To the moon!

by tothemoonretards February 28, 2021

The Subway Test

The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.

"Yeah man, Sarah Jessica Parker totally fails The Subway test"

by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014

Toddler Test

A well-known move, or series of moves, in a fighting game that are not true and are used to determine if a player is good/decent or just a toddler

Popularized by SSBU streamer and top 5 player Marss

"Imma hit em with a toddler test"

"He failed the toddler test"

by FailedTheToddlerTest May 15, 2021

Testing the mic

During missionary position when you bang your dick on the outside of a girl's pussy before pentration

"No conversation exists because the girl is already moaning" -testing the mic

by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014

test ass

Test Ass, or TA, is a serious medical condition resulting from long periods of boredom and immobility, such as those that occur when taking a particularly difficult test or exam.

"Dude, that math test was brutal."
"I know, bro. I got such a case of test ass after that."

by CaptainDialUp April 15, 2014

Two test

The act of putting two testicles in your mouth.

“Eh bro you ever played that game two test”
“Huh”
“Two testicles in you mouth, bitch. Ha”

by Chuckes March 14, 2022