Chilling with the hose

What you can say to your Catholic Asian mom while in your backyard pool with the garden hose

Emily: *holds up hose* “Look mom, I’m chilling with the hose!”
Emily’s mom: *smiles and laughs*
Emily and Ari: *cackles*

by tragicqueenofthenorth September 07, 2019

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awkies chills

The chills one gets when witnessing extreme awkwardness displayed by another individual.

A combination of the terms "awkies" and "douche chill," the latter being the chills one gets when witnessing extreme douche baggery.

"That blog comment said 'probs' so many times it gave me awkies chills."

by hyperballad400 December 24, 2009

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chill-centric

(adj.) An individual that is very low energy, mellow, and relaxed while possessing the qualities of someone who is very eccentric.

Yo, that dude is so chill-centric. He talked about art history for the longest time while seemingly having no interest in it.

by Motakka May 28, 2015

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Chilling Poolside

Chilling Poolside is essentially the opposite of what it sounds. It is a term used to lure people to join you on the session without deterring them by telling them where you really are - often in a dingy room with a group of mentally disfigured guys on drugs. However dire the situation might seem, good music is often played when one is "Chilling Poolside."

Guy 1 - "Hey man where are you at, haven't seen you since you left the club earlier"
Guy 2 - "Yo, just Chilling Poolside with some cocktails and fly hunnies. Come round."
Guy 1 -"Really? Pretty sure I overheard you guys arguing about whether to get a 3 litre bottle of cider or special brew to take back to your flat. But now I know you're Chilling Poolside I'll be right there."

by MainVainer May 05, 2014

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