Chuck Norris

Loading...

Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.

by Anonymous December 17, 2014

norrisness

The only word that accuratly decribes chuck norris

You Lack Chuck Norris's Norrisness

by StrongPanda November 14, 2007

Norrify

A random moment of intense Chuck Norris appreciation

I was reading some Chuck Norris quotes today trying to norrify myself

by dominicanoh2s February 4, 2010

Norrington

A welsh mythical creature. Now exicnt, once a mascot and keeper of the famous norrington blood line. A cross between the welsh dragon and a sheep of the welsh valleys. Characterised by large tail, wings, fire breathing and thick white wool.

Did you just see that norrington?!

by s0805520 May 30, 2010

Norris'ed

To outwait your adversary or to make your adversary uncomfortable to the point of submission.

To sacrifice one's own comfort in order to make another so uncomfortable that they submit to whatever you are trying to accomplish.

I wanted that couch but he fucking Norris'ed me until I couldn't take it anymore and I gave it up like a bitch!

How in the hell did you end up on the floor? After we fucked she wouldn't leave the bed and I got Norris'ed.

by TheMidge August 9, 2010

norrised

when someone is roundhoused or punched in the face so hard they're balls fly out the nostrils

yea..he just got norrised

by shootok February 26, 2011

norridian

A person(s) who is from the Northern States of the United States and, who after retirement, moves to Florida to live permanently. A Northerner is any person(s) that lives in the states considered Yankee states during the American Civil War. "Norridian" replaces the now politically incorrect term "Damn Yankee".

Darn, Norridians, I wish they would go back North and quit clogging up our roads!

by gatrnsd October 7, 2012