Tomato Crisp

When a person, usually white is always getting sun burned.

She's the tomato crisp of the group

by anonymous537 March 12, 2019

to fall into one's tomatoes

1. Completely loosing it. (often, but not necessarely under the influence of alcohol)
2. Literally just landing on the floor.

To fall into one's tomatoes: "Yesterday I drank to much wine and whilst trying to get in bed I fell completely into my tomatoes."

by Jamie Potterhead December 14, 2018

Tomato

A dumb HoE who likes Thirteen Reasons Why ( Which is Bomb by the way).

That Tomato over there dead made a definition of her own name just to make Alphonso feel stupid.

by Lmfaooooo gotummmmm June 12, 2018

african tomato

A euphemism for a cannabis plant usually single growing in a pot for personal consumption.

Get that African tomato behind the shed - the Bill are down the street!

by The Fat Welshman August 22, 2022

tomato gusher

When you fill the tip of your uncircumcised penis with V8, you then pinch it off and tell your girlfriend to give you a blowjob.

Maggi: Bro, my girl came over last night looking for snacks
Evers: Please tell me you gave her a tomato gushers

by T3Dude April 21, 2022

Tomato Gusher

When you fill the tip of your uncircumcised penis with V8 and pinch it off then tell your girlfriend to give you a blowjob.

Maggi: Bro, my girl came over last night looking for snacks.

Evers: Please tell me you have her a tomato gusher.

by T3Dude April 21, 2022

tomato skins

Cherry or Grape tomatoes.

They’re nothing but skin.

I made a salad with lettuce and tomato skins.

by Dottsie May 9, 2022