To compensate a male for a kind act with oral sex.
When her car broke down on the way home, a guy stopped and gave her a jump. Brandy thanked him with a blowjob.
When her car broke down on the way home, a guy stopped and gave her a jump. Brandy thanked him with a blowjob.
by Lauram_Ipsum November 21, 2024
Get the a Brandy thank youmug. “Thanks for today” or “thank you for today,” followed by offering a handshake means you have been dismissed. Commonly used in the UK construction industry where many are self-employed, umbrella PAYE, or agency & little notice is needed.
Thanks for today is brutal, passive aggressive & means you’ve probably been binned on your first day. Most UK agencies force a contractor to keep the subby for a full shift, so the end of the day is usually the earliest they can bin you. You will be lucky if you are given any feedback directly. If they give feedback to the agency, the agency won’t tell you but you won’t get any more work from them (blacklisting).
Shit managers & supervisors insult & get you doing demeaning tasks if they decide they don’t like you, hoping you walk & they won’t have to pay a full day (never walk!).
If they go thru a lot of agency workers, one of the subbies (with kids to feed) who works like he is on price (but for day rate to avoid the sack) will usually take you to one side & warn you early. If they’re wankers they won’t tell you until after.
If you’re working on a large job, lads will be sucking up, criticising, lying to the manager & bringing up their kids they don’t see within 30 minutes of starting. This is to milk the contract & so if labour has to be reduced, it will be you and not them. Be wary of anyone offering to share tools.
Pissed off, sacked agency workers sometimes discreetly damage work somebody else did in revenge, before they go
Thanks for today is brutal, passive aggressive & means you’ve probably been binned on your first day. Most UK agencies force a contractor to keep the subby for a full shift, so the end of the day is usually the earliest they can bin you. You will be lucky if you are given any feedback directly. If they give feedback to the agency, the agency won’t tell you but you won’t get any more work from them (blacklisting).
Shit managers & supervisors insult & get you doing demeaning tasks if they decide they don’t like you, hoping you walk & they won’t have to pay a full day (never walk!).
If they go thru a lot of agency workers, one of the subbies (with kids to feed) who works like he is on price (but for day rate to avoid the sack) will usually take you to one side & warn you early. If they’re wankers they won’t tell you until after.
If you’re working on a large job, lads will be sucking up, criticising, lying to the manager & bringing up their kids they don’t see within 30 minutes of starting. This is to milk the contract & so if labour has to be reduced, it will be you and not them. Be wary of anyone offering to share tools.
Pissed off, sacked agency workers sometimes discreetly damage work somebody else did in revenge, before they go
“Thanks for today, Mark.” *puts out hand for a handshake while staring through you* “do you have any feedback?” “No, great job!” “I was told this job was 6 months work?” “not by me!”
by Work Smart, Not Hard December 27, 2023
Get the thanks for todaymug. As in, thanks for freeing the slaves President Lincoln. Used in comments when African Americans are acting unruly.
by MeatSheetz April 6, 2024
Get the thanks Lincolnmug. <.0.5.4.3.4.3.0.>I, Angel Jose Robles, Thanks, Raymond Robles, For Inspiring Myself, Angel Jose Robles To Journal My Emotions To Master Becoming A Sociopath<.0.5.4.3.4.3.0.>
<.0.5.4.3.4.3.0.>I, Angel Jose Robles, Thanks, Raymond Robles, For Inspiring Myself, Angel Jose Robles To Journal My Emotions To Master Becoming A Sociopath<.0.5.4.3.4.3.0.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.0.5.4.3.4.3.0.>I, Angel Jose Robles, Thanks, Raymond Robles, For Inspiring Myself, Angel Jose Robles To Journal My Emotions To Master Becoming A Sociopath<.0.5.4.3.4.3.0.>mug. Assistant teacher: just clarifying, you simplify number five then factor?
Teacher: no, you factor, THEN simplify. Stop asking stupid questions, you're not being helpful
Students (in unison): THANKS MRS GOUCHER!
Teacher: no, you factor, THEN simplify. Stop asking stupid questions, you're not being helpful
Students (in unison): THANKS MRS GOUCHER!
by Benjafo March 6, 2017
Get the Thanks mrs gouchermug. Saying or sending a secondary “Thank You” to someone to show appreciation AFTER the appreciated event has taken place. This should done be the next day but can be up to 3 days later. The generous person should never be left wondering if you enjoyed the event.
Person 1: We need to send Erin a “Follow Up Thank You” because the concert was great last night.
Person 2: I agree, she really hooked us up!!
Follow Up Example Text: Hey Erin, thanks again for hooking us up with those tickets, the concert was GREAT!”
Person 2: I agree, she really hooked us up!!
Follow Up Example Text: Hey Erin, thanks again for hooking us up with those tickets, the concert was GREAT!”
by ThumbWrestlingChamp June 6, 2022
Get the Follow Up Thank Youmug. Thank is a swear that is commonly used in schools, business and even at home. The word you is usually after the word thank.
This is the ONLY swear that you won’t get scolded after you say it.
This is the ONLY swear that you won’t get scolded after you say it.
by The Hilarious Anonymous Guy March 6, 2023
Get the Thankmug.