The act of roadie running with arms out-stretched in an absoloutly flawless attempt to make the run quieter, and increase velocity significantly. This takes prolonged practise, but when mastered is more effective than possibly imaginable.
"Holy shit, the cops just rolled up! Quick everyone Ninja Run the fuck outa this joint!"
"Omg i was nailing this chick last night when her parents walked in, so i had to naked Ninja Run all the way home!"
"Omg i was nailing this chick last night when her parents walked in, so i had to naked Ninja Run all the way home!"
by Ninja Jamie July 01, 2009
Someone skilled in the art of shadow netting; Appearing in facebook messages or pictures without owning an account. A Facebook Ninja can never be "tagged" and never appears on a wall. Therefore, they are one with the shadows of the internet and are needless of an account.
"Drew should just get an account already so I can write on his wall!" "He doesn't need to, he is a facebook ninja..."
by Drewanium February 22, 2008
If one of these existed, he would be the coolest person on the planet. All would bow down to him or be destroyed by his laser eyes.
by Captain Asshat April 25, 2005
noun.
- condition or state of having a poon crease
- when a woman wears excessively tight pants that split her sweet spot
- a female frontal wedgie
- condition or state of having a poon crease
- when a woman wears excessively tight pants that split her sweet spot
- a female frontal wedgie
Natalie: Did you see the ninja boot just walk by?
Jason: Oh no, I missed it! She had a major camel toe going on though . . .
Jason: Oh no, I missed it! She had a major camel toe going on though . . .
by jgusc213 August 20, 2005
A ninja with firey red hair. They surpass the skills of any normal ninja, because of their flame throwing skills.
by Apple Britters July 24, 2006
crotch cleavage, esp. on a woman. The outer lips of female genitalia visible through tight clothing.
by Your Mother's Lover October 07, 2002
Usually to qualify for a mortgage, borrowers need income,a job or assets.
A ninja mortgage is a type of mortgage granted to people with none of the above, hence:
No
Income
No
Job or
Assets
Without income, a job or assets, it's hard to pay back a mortgage. Many ninja loans became subprime when peeps couldn't refinance their loans.
These peeps are now ninjah
A ninja mortgage is a type of mortgage granted to people with none of the above, hence:
No
Income
No
Job or
Assets
Without income, a job or assets, it's hard to pay back a mortgage. Many ninja loans became subprime when peeps couldn't refinance their loans.
These peeps are now ninjah
Borrower: Gee, I'd like to buy a house, but I have no job or income... can you help me ?
Mortgage broker: With a ninja mortgage you don't need to prove you have income or a job, we don't even need a downpayment since the value of your house will always go up!
Borrower: Awesome!
Mortgage broker: With a ninja mortgage you don't need to prove you have income or a job, we don't even need a downpayment since the value of your house will always go up!
Borrower: Awesome!
by ptr March 03, 2008