Cat Nonce

Someone who puts their middle finger up the rectum of a cat

Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce

by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021

Nonce

The rare species of hairy eyebrowed indians predatoring on kids

Vikkstar123 is a Nonce WHY? BEcause he touches kids

by The OG BOX November 1, 2020

Hyper Nonce

A "Hyper-Nonce" is someone that is extremely cringe worthy and actually thinks they're cool for said action

I.e. Liverpool fan on twitter

State of this lad... Absolute Hyper-Nonce him!

What are you doing you absolute hyper nonce

by Grazzyb March 1, 2019

Nonce

Sex offender, peadophile

That bloke Roy Pua, he’s a right nonce.

by GingerNinja2020 November 22, 2020

murder nonce

A murderer who targets young children

"Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"

by ~hlumi January 22, 2018

nonce

british slang for pedophile

that kid cooper is a nonce

by e eu suinsiunu June 25, 2023

Chronic nonce

A repeat offending nonce who goes from creeping on one person to the next

Never learning to just stop

“Do you remember Oscar from high school?”
“Of course, creeped on me and my friends in eighth grade: total chronic nonce”

by Collector_of_things April 19, 2021