my dog ate my homework

A lame excuse you use to get out of finishing your homework, even though it's so FREAKING OLD.
Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...
by ThatOneWeirdGuyWithNoGender February 27, 2017
mugGet the my dog ate my homeworkmug.
An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.
by doturiswithhearts January 23, 2017
mugGet the sorry, I'm doing chem homeworkmug.

should i do my homework

No. Don’t Do your Homework, because homework is Just Bullshit.
Becky: Should I do my homework?

Liz:No.
by Don’tAskForMyName October 23, 2019
mugGet the should i do my homeworkmug.
1. The will to have sexual intercourse with someone.
2.Wanting to fuck the shit out of another person
A: God, i have so much homework to do for class tomorow.
B: Baby, i want to do your homework!
by harriecunt February 15, 2009
mugGet the I want to do your homeworkmug.
The panyotis is a wild beast who eats peoples' homework to fill its evil stomach. There is one panyotis in the world it currently invades childrens homes in Sydney.
My Panyotis ate my homework
by Panyotis the demon August 29, 2010
mugGet the My panyotis ate my homeworkmug.
After he saw his date to the Winterball wasn't enjoying the slow dance with him, Zak turned to Paul and asked "So Paul, did you do the government homework?" Paul believing that there really was government homework that he had forgotten about, pushed his date away, and turned to ask Evan if there was government homework. Even, also thinking that there was government homework that he had forgotten, pushed his date away also.
by Zak Zippert March 18, 2010
mugGet the Did you do the government homework?mug.

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