Salty Monk

Rhyming slang for spunk (gentlemans relish) and also a drinking establishment in South West England.

Mark - 'OOhhh AAhhh that feels so good, I am so close right now, where do you want me to come?'

Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'

by AliUK September 16, 2010

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Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats

“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”

by Lilac Petal July 22, 2022

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Monke

The greatest

Monke is Yes

by dynamite14 August 20, 2021

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pp monke

A man who has a HUGE cock (but not as big as Ryuktard’s) and he is very seggsy and cute.

Omg look at pp monke he is so hot I want him to stuff my bussy.

by Beerustard March 8, 2021

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Man Of No Knowledge - derogatory acronym for an individual who pretends to be aself-claimed expert on a topic, but actually possesses no real knowledge of that topic. The individual presents opinions that are not based in reality.

They hired this MONK to come in and tell us how to do our business, but it was immediately obvious that he had fooled them into thinking that he actually knew how to do anything.

by OogieWaWa December 20, 2021

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