Minecraft egirls

thot girls who want ATTENTION, mostly will look for eboys.
BUT DONT GET CONFUSED some of the egirls are traps!!!

hey man you saw all these ugly minecraft egirls
yeah man I love it.

sij: I'm a truck
ok daddy chill.

by notshahar October 27, 2020

Minecraft Month

This is the annual month for the video game known as "Minecraft". On November you can play as much Minecraft as you want with no judgement or consequences.

"you're getting a detention for skipping class to play minecraft"
"But it's Minecraft Month"
"Ok you are free to leave"

by Boris Johnson 2019 November 3, 2019

playing Minecraft

The act of playing a game called Minecraft.

Person 1: I'm going to be playing Minecraft tomorrow.
Person 2: me too, shall we play together?
Person 1: why not.

by Spikus74 January 2, 2022

minecraft hardcore

you die and never live again. basically real life.

random kid: bruh i just died on my minecraft hardcore world.
Mom: TAKE OUT THE DANG TRASH AND STOP PLAYING THAT CURSED GAME

by dynamicpov February 2, 2022

Minecraft 2

A phrase commonly used as a replacement for "I would like to annihilate the swedish people in a very painful way."

Person 1: Oh hey brah! How we doin' man
person 2: Alright.
person 1: It's been a while man, life's so rad! This bands my favorite man, don't you love 'em?
person 2: Yeah.
person 1: Oh man, you want a beer?
person 2:Alright.
person 1: Oh man, yeah brah, this is the best, man. I'm so glad that we're all back together and stuff. This is great man!
person 2: Yeah.
person 1: Hey man do you know about the MINECRAFT 2 after the show?
person 2: yeah.
person 1:Oh man, it's gonna be the best, i'm so stoked. Take it easy brah!

by i hate sweden June 3, 2022

Minecraft Logic

A crappy out-of-touch with reality logic from the famous 2009 game, Minecraft. It includes breaking crops when jumping on them, gold tools being the most useless tools in the game, and a portable hell from a very old version of the game which was removed, achieving godspeed with riding a CANOE (it is called a boat in-game) on ice! Not an iceboat, a canoe. Stopping the player from being poisonous, nauseous and all that good/bad stuff that is included in the game just by drinking milk. Plus, it is straight from the cow. Not pasteurized. And also you can get a music disc by making a creeper (an exploding mob in the game) get killed by a skeleton! (Self-explanatory skeleton with a bow) And much more stupid things.

Hey dude, what is the crappiest video game logic you know?
It's the Minecraft logic. There are so many out-of-touch things.

by Arcxxus February 6, 2022

Minecraft Style

When and edible food is thrown into the microwave to cook

“Yo bro, I made those Pizza Rolls dummy quick. Made those shits Minecraft Style”

by The Borax March 31, 2020