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Person #1: That fucking Michael kid is a real comedian

Person #2: I know he's a real George Lopez
by ppheadman69 May 14, 2018
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Michael is a tall bean pole. He is skinnier than a toothpick. He tries to be cool but when he is on a bus things get good. His mom pays people to be his friend. He really has no friends. He likes guys and tries to cover it up. He does some very stupid things and denies it. He thinks he is very strong and he thinks he is not skinny but don’t listen to anything he says. If you ask someone their name and they say michael, just walk away, and that is it.
by Awaytincan6966 October 23, 2019
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a guy which is a complete idiot. If you are friend with him, God bless you.
you such a Michael
by saint no.1 May 14, 2018
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The skinny asian b0y who is fucking autistic and claims to have a fake ass girlfriend. He also plays fortnite all fucking day long.
Michael: Hey mate, wanna play fornite
Big nigga: fuck off u asian cunt. I aint gay u fuckboi
by Pseudonym lmao May 31, 2018
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A stupid fucking sewer rat who can fit as many cocks in his ass as Joe Jack's mouth, which is forty
Michael is a nigger bitch whop
by TragicBronsonAKA ThMainMan January 24, 2018
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a slay kween that slays everything he does. he is a real sister
omg michael is such a slay kween.
by picklepoo December 4, 2018
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He hates the color pink and his nickname is breasty😉😉
michael michael is such a breasty
by Love2623 March 6, 2017
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