Michael

I guy that got a small ass dick and masturbates often in his room

Michael is gonna grow up and be a school shooter

by BigBoiGuedry March 3, 2019

Michael

A faggot that likes to eat dick and likes to give blowjobs

Michael and his dad had a great time yesterday

by Bruhdeeznuts123 June 15, 2015

Michael

Kid who cries for no reason, essentially, a massive sook. See also Jordan

Michael totally cried today when I asked how he was.

by aknfkaegfbsdjjkrehglhhhhhhhhma March 11, 2015

Michael

Someone who seems cool when you meet him, he can make you laugh, he has a gorgeous smile, and knows how to treat a girl. At first. Then, he turns into some asshole that only talks to a girl for a few months and then moves on to another. Slyly, he ends up tricking every girl at school.

I wish I could be as secretive as a Michael

by emp510 August 30, 2015

Michael

a gay boy who usually does a lot of pushups with his backpack on

does Michael play tennis

why is Michael not wearing his shirt

by omg ideklol March 20, 2020

Michael

The skinny asian b0y who is fucking autistic and claims to have a fake ass girlfriend. He also plays fortnite all fucking day long.

Michael: Hey mate, wanna play fornite
Big nigga: fuck off u asian cunt. I aint gay u fuckboi

by Pseudonym lmao May 31, 2018

Michael

Name of most gay kids

Jimmy: who's the most gayest kid in this office
Alice: that would be Michael jimmy

by Thatonedumbretard December 31, 2018