captains meeting

When one leader of a country or other territory would meet with other leaders and they all proceed to touch the tips of their penisis together, creating a manhood circle of testosterone.

I’m going to the captains meeting because I’m someone who goes to those.

by Coolguy86 November 27, 2017

won some meet

Do you want something to eat?

won some meet? Do you want something to eat?

by Ancan February 12, 2017

Go to a meeting and chill

Much like the phrase "Netflix and chill" it refers to going to any 12 step self help meeting with another member in the program and returning to either ones residence after to get it on. Also known as 13th stepping.

Hey what are you doing tonight? Want to go to a meeting and chill? I need to get my court slip signed.

by Ilovetoodles July 7, 2016

black table meeting

A meeting whereby an unorthodox approach is taken in terms of business strategy. Only key personnel are invited to the secret meeting.

John decided to hold a black table meeting to discuss a tax avoiding strategy

by Barry88 August 17, 2016

Meeting Induced Panic

A panic attack brought on after realizing you are late for a meeting that you were not actually invited to. Usually brought on by a calendar with so many meetings and you suffer from the delusion that you have been invited to all meetings.

Jim had a Meeting Induced Panic when he overheard his co-workers discussing a meeting they just left.
Jim suffers from MIP.

by circlesofindecision January 24, 2017

Meet The Mayor

Buying or getting weed.

I'll meet the mayor later tonight.

by Steve Eddy August 17, 2012

meeting (lisburn style)

v. Meeting lip-to-lip with someone, making out.
So called from the town Lisburn, where it's all they know

Friend 1: Oh I was out the other day and I met this girl
Friend 2: ....Lisburn style?
Friend 1: Completely.
Friend 2: Meeting (lisburn style) for the sake of the definiton.

by beefchutney August 1, 2011