best girlfriend in the whole entire world, major butch lesbian and very very small (but will say she is average).
maya is literally spider-man
by xxxtentaclefan69 October 19, 2019
Get the mayamug. Maya is so amazing. Taurus-Maya's are the besssst! Having fun, when not being lazy. Maya is a crackhead. She's CRAZY asf. Horny too. I'd love myself a Maya...
Me: Omg, that's Maya!
Some random dude: Oh is her name Maya? I only knew that she is laughing all the fucking time. I guess it makes sense tho.
Some random dude: Oh is her name Maya? I only knew that she is laughing all the fucking time. I guess it makes sense tho.
by Taurusxbitches February 13, 2022
Get the Mayamug. maya smells but!
i love her more than any other mf to walk this earth .. idky tho
mf never wants to play footsies with me or nothin
anyways lets make christmas cookies soon and binge watch christmas movies!
i love her more than any other mf to walk this earth .. idky tho
mf never wants to play footsies with me or nothin
anyways lets make christmas cookies soon and binge watch christmas movies!
by urforeverlover November 22, 2021
Get the mayamug. A crusty, arthritic gremlin of a westie who doesn't know when to shut up. She's an attention seeking jerk who thinks water jugs are the pinnacle of entertainment and has a bottomless pit for a stomach. Speaking of which, she eats dirt a lot, and she can and will bug you for your snacks. But she's still an adorable and lovable doggo who'll sit with you after a long day.
by Moist Goblin March 28, 2019
Get the Mayamug. by swaggienoodlez September 21, 2021
Get the Maya Votermug. A double entendre name made up by Bart Simpson when calling a bar in Hawaii using Denis Leary's cell phone. The gag became apparent when the bar tender called out: "Has anyone seen Maya Normusbutt?"
by anonymous January 6, 2024
Get the Maya Normusbuttmug.