Maya is so amazing. Taurus-Maya's are the besssst! Having fun, when not being lazy. Maya is a crackhead. She's CRAZY asf. Horny too. I'd love myself a Maya...
Me: Omg, that's Maya!
Some random dude: Oh is her name Maya? I only knew that she is laughing all the fucking time. I guess it makes sense tho.
Some random dude: Oh is her name Maya? I only knew that she is laughing all the fucking time. I guess it makes sense tho.
by Taurusxbitches February 13, 2022
Get the Maya mug.a empire which found the stars, existed from the romans to the Kingdom of Naples, lived for about 1700 years and were undistebed until the conquistiadors came from christiphor deciding to take the americas and die. then they landed in Mayan territory and gave the good ol Smallpox to them. then the mexicans catch em and now they are enslaved. L Spain W Mayan Civilatiation.
Mayans are people who live in Guatemela.
Also in Belize and Yucatan!
The smallpox came and wiped out most Mayans
Spain took there lands and rights away.
The last unenslaved group of mayan was captured in 1901.
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Also in Belize and Yucatan!
The smallpox came and wiped out most Mayans
Spain took there lands and rights away.
The last unenslaved group of mayan was captured in 1901.
e e e e e
by mozzarelasticksarelush August 14, 2022
Get the Maya mug.by swaggienoodlez September 21, 2021
Get the Maya Voter mug.A crusty, arthritic gremlin of a westie who doesn't know when to shut up. She's an attention seeking jerk who thinks water jugs are the pinnacle of entertainment and has a bottomless pit for a stomach. Speaking of which, she eats dirt a lot, and she can and will bug you for your snacks. But she's still an adorable and lovable doggo who'll sit with you after a long day.
by Moist Goblin March 28, 2019
Get the Maya mug.OMG!!!!!! Have you ever met a Maya. Sorry that's a stupid question because if you have met a Maya you would never forget it EVER!!! Mayas are just so so so cooool. they are funny and quirky and kind and a total partyer. Whenever a Maya is around the world is better because her vibes are infectious. Speaking of infectious if you know a Maya then you have for sure experienced the Maya high. this is a amazing thing that happens with prolonged exposure to a Maya. It affects anyone within a 10 foot radius of a Maya and lasts as long as the exposure. the high causes extreme giggles and giddyness. Mayas are so fun if you don't know one you should find one because man they so cool.
Bob: hey do you see that girl over there, she's so awesome I can tell from here
Bobette: oh she's dope, must be a maya:
Bobette: oh she's dope, must be a maya:
by Mayathe January 31, 2022
Get the Maya mug.Maya's meant to bee, is when the famous German, Maya The Bee, discovers, some bee, is in love with her! A joke, for Maya The Bee fans!
Maya's meant to bee, when Maya The Bee, discovers drones, or male bees, are in love with her! A. joke!
by I'mcrazy September 12, 2024
Get the Maya's meant to bee mug.Maya's are really nice and outgoing at first so its easy to catch feelings, but when you start talking and end up dating she uses you for all of your money and resources. Don't trust Maya's in relationships, stay as friends and don't go any further.
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