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maya

best girlfriend in the whole entire world, major butch lesbian and very very small (but will say she is average).
by xxxtentaclefan69 October 19, 2019
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Maya

Maya is so amazing. Taurus-Maya's are the besssst! Having fun, when not being lazy. Maya is a crackhead. She's CRAZY asf. Horny too. I'd love myself a Maya...
Me: Omg, that's Maya!
Some random dude: Oh is her name Maya? I only knew that she is laughing all the fucking time. I guess it makes sense tho.
by Taurusxbitches February 13, 2022
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maya

maya smells but!
i love her more than any other mf to walk this earth .. idky tho

mf never wants to play footsies with me or nothin

anyways lets make christmas cookies soon and binge watch christmas movies!
maya is my pickle

all hail mclean
by urforeverlover November 22, 2021
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Maya

A crusty, arthritic gremlin of a westie who doesn't know when to shut up. She's an attention seeking jerk who thinks water jugs are the pinnacle of entertainment and has a bottomless pit for a stomach. Speaking of which, she eats dirt a lot, and she can and will bug you for your snacks. But she's still an adorable and lovable doggo who'll sit with you after a long day.
Maya keeps trying to eat the rabbit shit in the yard.
by Moist Goblin March 28, 2019
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Maya Voter

An insanely attractive person with an amazing personality and a beautiful soul.
Person 1: Did you see that person? I think I’m in love.

Person 2: Yeah, they’re a Maya Voter 😍
by swaggienoodlez September 21, 2021
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Maya Normusbutt

A double entendre name made up by Bart Simpson when calling a bar in Hawaii using Denis Leary's cell phone. The gag became apparent when the bar tender called out: "Has anyone seen Maya Normusbutt?"
Has anyone here seen Maya Normusbutt?
by anonymous January 6, 2024
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Maya

Maya is a bitch
You’re such a bitch, like maya
by 1409Duming December 3, 2021
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